Field Report #1

Alright, fellow spys! Time for a field report!

But what have you been doing, I hear you ask. What have I been doing indeed! I have been spying on my coworkers! Also, I have been trying to think up television pilots and plotting movies AND in the realm of sexy exciting news I got the phone numbers of Harlan Ellison (sp? SPY! HAHA) and the great Orson Scott Card. How?

Spying.

Ok, so, field report. Currently, Numbers One & Two are reading books, books, although currently they are talking engaging with Number Four. Number Four is located in the closest proximity to the Spy Himself, and is currently working on an extremely long project for the boss of whatever company I work for! It is from this mysterious Number Four that I was able to surreptitiously obtain the numbers of OSC and HE, and hopefully a full list of government contacts, sort of like the NOC list from Mission Impossible. Except I have gotten away clean.

Also, I have figured out that I only need to work 95% of the time to get about 100% of the same results as I got when I was working all the time.

Overheard on the wire:

".... it's kind of a sea-foam color ..."

"....I'm gonna date a criminal...."

".....You mean the Divine Ratio....."

Tomorrow: Spy Cast #1