Let's be a twitter!

Let's be a spy is now on twitter! Happy days have come to everyone! Feel free to sign up for the twitter feed @ http://www.twitter.com/letsbeaspy

You can get your daily spy updates, with tips, tricks, and ideas for how to stay off the radar and on the N.O.C. list!

A longer, better list coming tomorrow

Let's be a recipe!

The Let's be a Spy recipe book! Starring yours truly, the Spymaster himself!

And so let's get to today's recipe: Napalm!

A quick look into my Rolodex of explosives reveals that a good, quick recipe for Napalm is as follows:

Styrofoam

Gasoline

Put Styrofoam in glass container. Add gas until congealed, but not so much that there is more than about a quarter of an inch on top of your Napalm.

This stuff burns for a while. Adjust levels of gasoline accordingly.

Have fun, Spy Friends!

Field Report #2

Hey there fellow spys! How goes it, I hope you all are ready for Field Report #2, which is as follows:

Today GOTLOM came in, finally, after many days of absence, unexplained. The absence was promptly explained, however, when #3 asked why she had been not in our presence, and she sadly informed us that her operative of six months, codenamed K.I.T.T.Y., had died of a parasite, though not the extremely common toxoplasmosis. This is, of course, extremely sad. Our thoughts and covert messages go out to her and her family, and if it weren't for these spy-cool blackout sunglasses, the tears that are filling our eyes would make our sadness more than evident- that is, salty.

Seriously though, Emily, sorry about your cat. Sometimes these things happen, and it sucks.

On to other Field Report News:

#2 is leaving Thursday so sad, but now I have the perfect opportunity to steal her chair haha! I shall be the winner, and her chair shall comfort my ample bottom and support my happily fed girth. I look forward to looking back at the stealing of her chair; twill be a simple operation, simple enough that I can divulge the plan here, on the internet, to my vast number of readers, without fear that there will be any danger of its discovery. First, I shall
STEAL THE CHAIR

then

REPLACE IT WITH MINE OWN CHAIR

thus,

OPERATIONAL SUCCESS

Now, on to the controversial subject of gifts for your boyfriend.

Lets -actually, let me preface this by saying I don't believe in atheism. Think about that, my friends.

Now, on to good gifts for boyfriends.

The Rubaiyat, by Omar Khayyam- Thats right guys, brought out the big guns first. If your man is a hetero-, homo-, trans-, metro-(though they are, I believe, only surviving in protected game reserves like New York City; seriously NYC, catch up to the rest of the country! We couldn't care less about manicures!), he will love a good copy

Preacher, the Complete Comic Book series- Trust me on this one, GOTLOM. Trust me.

Till tomorrow.

Happy Friday!

SpyBlog supports weekends, just like real spys support weekends. When you are a spy, the key to being succesful is looking beautiful, and beauty, as they say, comes from getting krunk on the weekends off Jose Cuervo! Muchas Gracias, Senor Cuervo!

Another key to being a spy is the mastery of languages, which, I think we can all safley say, is like saying the key to driving is driving. When someone, let's say a German, says something like "Good Luck", replie to them "Ich ben ein staubsauger", which roughly translates to go *explitive* yourself. Of course, a better way to make it past german spys is by always carrying a brawt, as ze Germans, ze Austrians, and ze rest of the german-speaking world (that is, parts of ze Switzers) cannot resist a tasty brawt. Just throw it like you would a grenade, or a child. Problem Resolved.

Ok, moving on....

Weekend Spy Activities:

Spying on your neighbors - Always a key- in this day and age, it is often hard to know who is a terrorist and who is just a liberal- they often look the same, so stay extra vigilant if you see your neighbors wearing tight jean, unless you are in the south, where even gay people are republicans and the only people who actually vote for democrats are communists.

Spy on your children- Let us face it, if you have kids, they smoke crack. What, you didn't know?

I've been their dealer for years.

This is awkward....

Spy on yourself- A tricky thing to pull off, but do able. Make sure to bug the bedroom and shower, and put SPYware on the computer.

Back from Vacation! Or am I?

Lets face it, no one on this blog knows my true identity!

So while I can now claim to be back from vacation, I could also be not back from vacation! Or perhaps not. Anyway

Review of the first half of Burn Notice this past week

Was it good?

Yes. Yes, it was good. Though that crazy guy was annoying. Play the crazy down, you idiot. Real crazies do not act like that.

More tomorrow. Love & Hate

Let's be a Spy

Vacation!

Hey there Spy friends! I am going on vacation to a mysterious location! If you can find me, you win a prize! Just post where you think I am in the comments, and if you are correct, you win a fabulous prize!

See you next week, and don't worry, SpyCast is coming soon to your pod catcher!

USA Spy marathon all this weekend!

All day burn notice marathon followed by the Bourne Identity tomorrow and James Bond movies on Saturday! A spy could not ask for better TV!

Spy Cast has been postponed till next week, as the guests who we booked became suddenly "unavailable", so to speak.

Also, in general spy news, remember, attaching a piece of tape to a door to ensure that no one searches your apartment is foolish; if people want to kill you, it is time to break your habits and leave your current hideout until the people who want to kill you are taken out.